Homage to Catatonia

A Loving Catalog of Orphaned Ideas.

Month: February, 2013

Real Characters

Idea for a reality show: Real Characters follows a group of friends who only watch shows and movies about characters they find likable. Catch phrase: “I couldn’t get into that show: I just didn’t like any of the characters.” Projected series run-time: 3 weeks.


Never trust someone who won’t lend you a book.

I don’t believe in trickle down economics but I do believe in trickle down aesthetics.

Nothing is more easily warped than love.

Originality is inevitable. So is plagiarism.